Time is running out for you to get your tickets to the p*rniest, sexiest, and, some would say, raunchiest party in all of New York City.
Considering the level of fabulous filth that goes on in these five boroughs, that's really saying something. LOL But seriously folks, how else do you describe a 2 and a half hour boat ride on the Hudson featuring 8 hot gay p*rn dudes with the uber sexy DJ Jonny Mack spinning music?
The line starts forming at Pier 40 at 5, the boat starts boarding at 6, the stars arrive around then and by 7pm they will start selling raffle tickets with our friends from Braking the Cycle for their DVDs and ID Lube (as well as some special items that you'll find out about once on board.. there may just be a jock strap or two.. I'd bring a few extra dollars -- like tens and twenties - if I were you.....a portion of the door and 100% of everything from the raffle goes to benefit Braking the Cycle!).
The boat leaves the Pier precisely at 7:30. If you are not on board.. I am sorry, our Love Boat does not wait. (i.e. so show up early and drink and buy those raffle tickets!)
At 8pmish, well, this is the 8th cruise. You know what happens. It's like the XXX witching hour. You've been drinking, so have the guys; you've had some dinner, and the men, well, they are HUNGRY.. The dance floor show starts at 8pm and finishes up around 9 with Jonny's tunes rockin the place throughout. Cameras are permitted dude, you might want to wear a hat. And sunglasses. And maybe a splash guard. :) (ha ha you think I'm kidding)
Then at 9:15 the stars join me on the lower deck for the raffle, introductions, pictures and of course a couple auctions for a personal item or two. You just never know what we're going to have to auction off, now do you?
By 10pm we'll be back in Manhattan and you'll be spent but not finished, so you'll want to join us for The After Glow Party at Pieces commencing basically as soon as we get down there.
Don't let the other bars fool you into thinking that they've got the After Party.... after the boat ride is the only time for you to RESIST TEMPTATION!! LOL Simply join the cluster of us heading down Christopher Street to Number 8. Cheap drinks and hobnobbing with the guys will go on until we get tired and want to go home. Dig?
Don't wait til the last minute, go to the Sea Tea site and get your tickets today $22 in advance, they'll be $25 at the door (I always say "if available" to put the fear of God into you so that you buy early but we have sold out once so it IS possible). The Sea Tea website has info where you can buy tix in person in Chelsea if you, like some, just don't trust your credit card over teh internets.
This is the party that they talk about all year long - don't be the one that wishes you'd gone! Men AND Women are invited... as long you like to drink, dance and cavort in unseemly ways with gay XXX studs!!
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