Some folks come to Bingo and good guests. Some come to Bingo and are great guests.
And then there's New York based Bryan Slater.
Sorry, everyone, I wasn't brought up as a blue ribbon baby. You know, a blue ribbon baby is one in which no one fails and no one wins because everyone is equal and therefore everyone at the end of the day gets a blue ribbon just for showing up - and even then I'm sure some mother will complain and force whatever competition they were supposed to be at to send their Special Suzie a blue ribbon because you know God Forbid Suzie learns the lesson that there is a chance that she may not succeed at every single thing she does - and we wonder why there's such an air of entitlement in the younger generation or am I just annoyed at my Columbia University subletters who I want to take over my knee and give a good spanking to not because they're cute (well one is - the one who thinks he's straight) but because they need to be told 'no' at one point in their lives? And by the way, get off my lawn!... Anyway, where was I? oh yes, Bryan Slater. Yum.
Bryan is a special case and here is why. In all the years that I've done promotional and fundraising events, I've never once had another model (of any genre) make the effort to take a specific picture for use in the poster for which we're promoting.
Usually the guys or the studios are good about getting me a good sexy pic to use for the Bingo posters and for the Next and Time Out listings, but arranging to have a special one taken was pretty awesome. And then, on top of it he offered to come on over to my place and do a special short promo video for the night. I remained professional of course but I did roll around in my bed for an hour afterwards moaning something about being able to smell Slater-juice. (just kidding. Or am I?)
Don't watch if you're uncomfortable with teh gayz male naked body... (and I have to admit it'd been a long time since I've seen it, and when I just re-watched it, it cracked my shit up that we even did it!)
And now he's joined us a few times and a couple weeks ago made a spectacular appearance to benefit the Metro Wrestlers. it was kind of a serendipitous coincidence that Bryan had just shot a pic with photographer
Kim Hanson in a singlet.. and the shot proved to be a little too hot for some folks' tastes - although during the night, Bryan was such a standout that he inspired a lot of the others in the room to overcome their shyness and get their singlets on. Yum.
So this year Bryan will join us at his first Bad Boy
party. When I asked Bryan if he'd be up for appearing with the likes of Colin Steele, Michael Brandon and so forth on the boat, there was an enthusiastic "Okay, I'm hard just thinking about the Sea Tea thing with all those boys! Sign me up!!!" And I did.
Now that's a sexy pig I can get behind (ok probably I would be getting in front of him. Details, details).
So if a hottie with a Blue Ribbon big dick who has an entrepreneurial streak is your thing, come and meet Bryan and the other Bad Boys on Sunday July 11th at Pier 40. You can get tickets by going to GayPartyCruise or to the Sea Tea site (they both go to the same place).
You can also get tickets in person at the following locations:
Wear Me Out: 353 West 47th St [212.233.3047]
Village Apothecary: 346 Bleecker St [212.807.7566]
Steel Gym: 146 West 23rd St Between 6th &
7th Ave [212.352.9876]