I hear from my friends at the Sea Tea that tickets are going at an incredible rate this year and as the cruise is now about 24 hours away (as I write this) you might want to grab tickets NOW .. HOWEVER they will be holding back a very limited number of tickets for sale at the door (for those of you who just can't make up your mind - although I don't know what is holding you back - 8 sizzlin hot gay porn stars
performing for you and raising funds for an awesome charity, Braking the Cycle) starting at 5pm at Pier 40 at the end of Christopher Street aboard the Queen of Hearts!
As you know, doors to the boat open at 6.. DJ Johnny Mack's music will already be revving up and you'll be able to belly up to our cash bar and enjoy the music and the evening sun all the while watching the porn stars arrive along the pier, mingling with our Braking the Cycle volunteers and me and my team take photos of them and get them all ready to go.
At 7 the stars will start selling raffle tickets with the BTC volunteers - REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR TENS AND TWENTIES because there will be 'crotch to floor' ticket deals (YOUR crotch to floor, $10, the porn star crotch to floor, $20.. same amount of tickets but hey you get the opportunity to take the roll of tix ... and measure... YUM).
The boat leaves the pier at 7:30 and the buffet dinner starts shortly thereafter ...
At 8, our performers bring it on.. that's all I'm saying - because if you don't know what porn stars do best, perhaps this isn't the right cruise for you!
At 9:15 we'll convene in the lower deck and all the stars and myself will be auctioning jocks and calling raffle tickets... REMEMBER TO BRING A FEW EXTRA BUCKS for this one of a kind auction for stars like Michael Brandon, Lance Navarro, Scott Spears, Chad Brock and Clay Towers whom we don't get the chance that often to undress... naturally too I have things to give away from locals LeNair Xavier, Spike and Mike Dreyden.
The boat returns to land at 10pm and then we'll all caravan down to PIECES at 8 Christopher Street where you can purchase the cheapest strongest drinks on Christopher Street. There the stars will sign pics and chat and hang .... it's the 2nd annual "after glow" party at Pieces.. don't miss it!! (Free for Bad Boys partygoers.. but if you weren't on the boat, I'll expect you, yes you, to make a small donation to Braking the Cycle!)
After that.. well, we'll be rode hard and put back but that's OK because a late night shower is often just the cure all to wash away the day.. or maybe you'd rather sleep with the funk... to each their own!
Remember, we encourage safer sex decisions at Bad Boys on the Hudson and all Will Clark events... so play and drink responsibly and wisely!
See you all tomorrow Sunday July 10th at the 8th Annual Bad Boys on the Hudson!