WILL CLARK WORLD

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So it’s Saturday morning and I’m spending the day with a variety of friends which I’ll report on later but in the meantime, this will have to keep the cockles of your cock warm and moist…. Two studios announced exclusive contracts this past week and congrats to them both.

The first is Blake Riley who was discovered on My Space (see? Dreams really do come true through social networking) and starred in his first flick KNOB BOBBIN’ which I think I’ve seen (but I haven’t I’d like to for the title alone). I know I’ve seen him in UNKNOWN which was a funky cool little ghost story that came out last year.

Riley has been an award winner at various gay porn awards show and even earned himself a “perfect ass” product through erotic toymaker, Topco Sales (and it’s the not the kind of ‘perfect ass’ that permeates much of entertainment; this is a mold of his actual rump).

Anyway, his exclusive status has been renewed and so he should be sticking around the House that Chi Chi Built for some time to come (or is that cum?) See more at www.c1r.com

Up in San Francisco, Raging Stallion has signed hairy hottie Bruno Bond to an exclusive contract and well, I suspect that we’ll see a spy homage coming out of the studio soon (at least with a name like that, I’d HOPE so).

Raging Stallion also announced that Bond and Steve Cruz are an item now (Cruz has been out and about looking for love for quite some time which shocks me to hell.. how is it possible that a together, hot, intelligent man like Cruz has ever been single even for a day, but I digress). Bond met Cruz through My Space (who knew it was such a hot bed for gay porn although check out Damien Crosse’s page… scorching hot with pics of him and Francesco d’Macho) and got cast for a flick and then moved lock stock and barrel to San Francisco after closing down his life in Atlanta.

You can find the whole scoop about Bond at www.ragingstallion.com

So it just goes to show you, one day you’re poking someone.. and the next day you’re Poking someone.

More later once I’m back from my day out on the town.. Last night a friend of mine and I went out to a bar in the east village and discovered a straight bar that serves free pizza with drinks.. and that’s a helluvadeal in these economically uncertain times. I didn’t wake up with a hangover so I’m off to try just a little harder today. <wink>

Feel free to make comments and I’ll back later this weekend with more porn news!

COMMENT FROM A PHILLY DRAG QUEEN IN RESPONSE TO THE 'THE FLAKE LIST" POST

"Well, darling, I for one have done shows with fevers, back aches and even when I felt like not doing it. Once during a show, a safety pin found its way into my pumps and stabbed me in the foot mid-number. I kept going and didn't stop. No one knew I was doing my dance number with a safety pin lodged in my foot until I made it backstage and screamed sotto voce that I was injured. I yanked the dam thing out, poured vodka over it, nursed my foot for a few minutes and then got changed and ready for the finale! I may be old fashioned but THE SHOW MUST GO ON. A performer's word is their contract.

"Not showing up is sloppy and inexcusable unless you are on life support! 50% of show biz is being there. Period."

QUICK NOTE TO READERS

If you've come looking for my rant about Diesel and his Bingo non appearance, scroll down past the Haggard and Iraqi shoe entries.... If you have trouble making comments, let me know at willclark3 at aol.com and I'll do my best to fix it. I've had two say it worked fine and one who had trouble... so let me know.. THANKS - Will

RANDOM THOUGHT ABOUT YESTERDAYS NEWS

Wouldn't it have been great if it had been Ted Haggard in the bathroom with the microphone on instead of Neil Patrick Harris? Not that we would've learned anything new but it would've saved us from dreary Oprah and Larry King interviews where a gay man who has had repeated gay sex is now saying that he's not gay. The word for Haggard is the ubiquitous 'whatever' .... because come ON. The bad news is that Haggard reinforces the worst part of being in the closet (the lengths one will go to .. the denial, the shifting of blame to others for things you yourself did sexually (they made me do it through drugs) etc) and the best part of it is he's become a poster child for people who buy male prostitutes. It's like having Sarah Michelle Geller as the spokesperson for Revlon.. it's all the glamour that now comes with buying young men.. excuse me, young men's TIME will be quite the new accessory for the well heeled closet case. I'm sorry, it's 2009.. get it together and come out already. Geez.

Putting TED HAGGARD in my technorati and keyword boxes just so that I can live off the traffic generated from his name, the way he's lived off the backs of those of us who have the balls to be out and openly gay.

THE SHEER BRILLIANCE OF IRAQI ORPHANS

http://news.aol.com/political-machine/2009/01/30/bush-legacy-iraqi-orphans-help-build-shoe-throwing-monument/

Sorry if anyone's offended but a monument not to the shoe THROWER but to the SHOE is just pure brilliance. This, Mr. Bush, is your legacy in the Middle East. Good job, tiger!

THE FLAKE LIST

So over the years I've thrown several hundred events. 144 Cocktails with the Stars, 200 Porno Bingos, 40 or so Porn Idols, 40 or so People Will Talk shows, about a dozen Grabbys shows and nearly two dozen Bad Boys type events plus a couple hundred other events featuring other stars in one off one shot events. Porn stars bag their committments, it happens. It's why I would always overbook the Bad Boys parties because frankly I assumed that a full third of them wouldn't show up (have a client, doing drugs, forget, lose interest, etc) It was kind of a kick when lo and behold at one point everyone who had been advertised was actually at the party (and then some). Fortunately most stars have shown up over the four years that I've been doing Porno Bingo.. but there have been a bunch that just never showed up and never even bothered to explain to me leaving their fans to scratch their heads while reinforcing that porn stars, by and large, are flaky. (Mario Ortiz I'm still waiting for you to make good on your May 10th 2006 appearance.. and no amount of walking past me on the streets of Chelsea pretending you don't know who I am will change that.. feh!)

Look, I don't expect the world to revolve around me and my events, but if you say you're going to agree to appear and I promote the night the best that I can, you damn well better show up or have a good reason why not. Honestly, if you don't want to do the event, don't agree to do the event.. girl, you aren't hurting me by not showing up, you're making yourself look foolish and incompetent (there's a whole nother rant to porn stars who show up at Bingo methed out of their brains but that's a topic for another day)

And let me tell you, I've heard the most OUTRAGEOUS excuses from so called porn 'stars'.. let me tell you,if you're really a Star, you keep your word because you know it means something and you have fans waiting.

So last night was Porno Bingo's 200th show and I invited Diesel Washington to be the honored guest especially since Diesel had shown up at the 100th and the 150th and been outrageous and sexy and everyone just adored him at the 9th Ave. Bistro.

We have a different crowd at Pieces and I was really looking forward to showing him off, but whoops, even though I know he got my emails reminding him about the event (thank heaven for aol's ability to see if another aol user has read their mail) he didn't show up and didn't call. Didn't promote it on his blog either (even though I asked him to repeatedly) choosing instead to pick on some other star ironically telling some new up and comer how big of a star he (Diesel) is.

Fortunately the crowd didn't really care one way or the other and everyone seemed to have a good time no matter that there wasn't a porn person (other than me I guess! LOL) present.. they were thrilled to win the HOT TitanMen DVDs (thank you guys in San Francisco.. you are ALWAYS 100% professional) and several people got to bid on the mammoth 15 inch night stick that Titan sent with them. But the stack of pictures (and pens! when's the last time a company sent pens along with the pictures?? Titan is so on the ball!!) went untouched and I guess will gather dust until they end up in the recycling bin. Such a waste.

So readers of Will Clark World, I keep asking for comments and no one makes any but that's OK.. but if you do feel inclined to dash your thoughts below, have at it. I'd love to know what you think... does telling the truth about this kind of thing simply add to the negativity of our culture or is it fair game especially when it's a charity event that the star has been promoted at?

I've spent most of the last 15 years being in the industry shutting up in order to protect stars who flake (as well as to maintain a nice guy status) but I'm over it now (no more Mr. Nice Gay indeed!) and so over to the left you'll see THE FLAKE LIST and Diesel has the dubious honor of being the first one on it.

Hopefully no one else will be added (but I doubt it.. oy, I doubt it!)  

WILL CLARK CELEBRATES 200 PORNO BINGOS TONIGHT AT PIECES

They said it wouldn’t last.

Hell, I said it wouldn’t last but here we are tonight celebrating our 200th P0rno Bingo at Pieces located at 8 Christopher Street from 8pm to 10pm as a benefit for Friends in Deed http://www.friendsindeed.org

And that’s thanks to you, our loyal friends, fans, colleagues, sponsors and stars.

Tonight, a ‘very special episode’ of Blossom.. I mean, Bingo where TitanMen http://www.titanmen.com  Exclusive Diesel Washington http://www.dieselwashingtonxxx.com brings down the house with his patented outrageousness while our monthly visitor Amanda Takehometomother joins for the latest installment of whatever is going on in her life (and it could be just about anything).

Naturally I’ll have flicks from TitanMen and lube from ID http://www.idlube.com and if you get a hankering to wish us a happy 200, hit reply and send me some lovin on my Gmail account (willclarkworld@gmail.com ) telling me of your favorite moment at Bingo.. whether you have been to one or not (pictures from the more recent weeks are posted on my http://www.willclarkworld.com website as well as on the Will Clark Facebook page.. this reminds me: if you’re on Facebook, join the P0rno Bingo fan group and you’ll get notices about our big shows!)

It’s cold outside but it’s going to be hot inside where the liquor will flow and the fun just won’t quit!!

BINGO BONGO DONGO DINGO AT MY PORN STAR

Tomorrow, Thursday January 22nd, I’ll be relating a little sex club adventure I took this past weekend in DC.. see you tonight and then back tomorrow for my little sexcapade!

TONIGHT, JANUARY 21ST, in the new age of Obama, it’s our 199th P0rno Bingo show and we’ve got Lucas Entertainment star LARS SVENSON joining us to continue the inauguration celebration as well as to show some good lovin to our tireless photographer A.B. on his birthday!!

Plus, we have a super special treat, SHEQUIDA who’ll join us for a couple rounds and call some numbers and honest to God, we’ll probably never be the same (but then again, who would want to be?)

It’s all a night to benefit SAFER + SANER and naturally we’ll have fantastic gay p0rn and ID Lube as prizes along with an array of other useless stuff that will fill your heart with glee nonetheless.

We’re just a few hundred away from meeting our goal of having raised $75,000 for NYC LGBT organizations so join us to help put us up and over the top! (but bottoms can join us too)

SAFER+SANER provides safer sex outreach targeting the leather and kink communities. S+S materials address specific leathersex activities, and S+S packets (which include 2 condoms, 2 packets of lube, and one nitrite glove) are designed with the Leatherman in mind. www.safersaner.org

NEXT WEEK, JANUARY 28TH, it’s the big one we’ve been waiting a year for, the big 200th show featuring TITAN EXCLUSIVE DIESEL WASHINGTON www.dieselwashingtonxxx.com in a night that will benefit Friends in Deed www.friendsindeed.org

THEN, ON FEBRUARY 4TH we’re joined by Mr. New York Leather 2009, www.mrnycleather2009.com JASE WOODRUFF who’ll be joined by singer DANNY KATZ www.dannykatzmusic.com in a night that will rock your world and benefit the New York chapter of Strength in Numbers, aka SIN!

It’s all at Pieces Wednesday from 8pm to 10pm. No cover and we’re located at 8 Christopher Street just next to 6th Avenue. You can find out more about Pieces by going to www.piecesbar.com

Remember, P0rno Bingo is sponsored by NEXT MAGAZINE www.nextmagazine.net as well as our friends over at GayVN www.gayvn.com so show them the love they deserve for helping us promote our little show!

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