Will Clark World

is booking his annual Bad Boys on the Hudson event.. July 26th on the Queen of Hearts www.gaypartycruise.com benefitting Poz Pedalers

LUSTY MONTH OF MAY

Tonight, Saturday May 30th you've got a hole evenings' worth of partying to do.. start off with a mud wrestling/beer pong/go go boy party at Pieces (8 Christopher) with your host, Vodka Stinger! That starts at 10 and goes til closing. www.piecesbar.com

Then, starting at 11:30 over at Irving Plaza (17 Irving Place) Chip Duckett and a bunch of other randy promoters (including me!) present the second in the Seven Deadly Sins party, this month: LUST! You can find out more about it as well as when to go for cheapo drinks (hint: early) at www.spincyclenyc.com

If you're still upright, come back here tomorrow and I've got some more New York events for ya!

posted pics last night from last Wednesday's bingo and he also wrote "A Twitter Piece" which you can find on his blog www.willclarkworld.com

just posted hot frakkin pics of bingo's guests Ryan Raz, Trai la Trash, Terry and Fez www.willclarkworld.com

RAZ PICS POSTED

If you dig that cat Ryan Raz, you'll fucking love pics from this past Wednesday's pornerific Porno Bingo... and if you don't think he's a hottie, what's wrong with you? We raised over $550 for Braking the Cycle and had one fuckin great time! Thanks to my guests Trai la Trash, Ryan and Terry and Fez for giving us good night! Scroll down the right side and see the gallery!

bad news: got laid off from the dull, useless day job. good news: he's resolved to get rid of his 'cubicle gut' by Pride!

MY TWITTER PIECE

Everyone, it seems, has a Twitter piece these days. Here’s mine.

When it comes to gadgety gadgets and technological thingnabobs, I am officially the last person to get on board with it. I tell you, you know a trend is completely and absolutely over when I absorb it.

It’s true. I didn’t get a cell phone until 2002 (gasp), I turned off the txt messaging feature earlier this year (too many unsigned texts from friends saying ‘how r u?” to which I replied: “who are you?” as well as too many spam texts that I’m assuming I pay for) and even before that, I was still buying cassette tapes until they pulled the last ones off the shelves in oh about what, maybe 1999? I’ve just about pulled it together to rebuy my old VHS onto DVDs and refuse to buy BluRay because I just know that by the time I spend another bunch of money on all my favorite movies and tv shows, there’ll be some new format that I’ll have to adapt to. Again.

The tide turned for my trend setting self two years ago (2007) when a friend from Chicago who lives and breathes The Apple Store convinced me to put away the “discman” (I know!) and buy an iPod. I resisted. I fussed. I fumed.

But the Shuffle was only $70 and I relented. And suddenly I was transformed. I had all the music I wanted (well 12 hours worth anyway, how much more do I need?) in a device smaller than a matchbook. I wasn’t wild about the ear buds but worth the ease of portability. I could have my music while riding my bike, while on the subway, while taking a walk, and while taking a dump if I wanted to.

And now there’s Twitter.

My first thought was that it was a site for people who were coming down off of crystal meth highs and needed desperately to have something to do with their hands that didn’t involve sex. I mean, when one is chewing one’s lip off it helps to keep busy.

But as I began to explore it a little more, I realized that Twitter was an interesting little vehicle to share and discover news bits. It’s sorta Facebook without all the crap: no pokes, no little garden, no annoying quizzes (well not yet anyway). I’ve discovered a lot of articles along the way that I wouldn’t probably have seen otherwise. For example, did you know that you could buy a house featured in the movie “Ferris Bueller” ? It’s true. This and other scintillating facts stream past one all day long. How did we ever live without it?

And then there are porn feuds. No longer the domain of ATKOL (who remembers THAT?), now Matthew Rush and Rob Romoni can get ‘beat up’ (according to one ‘journalist’) and we all get to watch. Yay. Human interaction reduced to a cock fight. In this case, literally. (Just go ahead and fuck and be done with it).

But probably the worst thing to happen to the site was Ashton Kutcher who rather pompously (I know, shocking, right?) proclaimed the triumph of the ‘normal guy’ by getting 1 million followers.

Well, if you consider a ‘normal’ guy someone who has been in a hit international television show, countless successful movies, is the pitchman for the biggest selling camera in the world and is married to perhaps one of the best known movie stars of our time.. then yes Ashton is normal.

When Joe Smith who works as a fry cook at a Chevy’s burger joint in some suburb somewhere gets a million followers, I’ll consider it a triumph for the normal guy. Until then, it’s just the product of some seriously good promotion.

As Twitter gets more and more customers it’ll turn into the old AOL. You remember AOL, right? It was this same kind of phenomena in 1995. Took itself way too seriously and anyone and everyone was a member. But they expanded too fast and the service didn’t keep up with demand, plus AOL came out with a lot of inconsistent but more importantly family friendly guidelines none of which made sense or were uniform. Consequently, bad press, dropped revenue and now the site is a joke. Hell, even Time Warner doesn’t want it (even they realized what a disaster that site is).

So I’ll enjoy the egos and the self promotion (usually with little to back it up but so goes the world) and the service outages and try to see it for what it is – a fun little way to talk to other people. It’s what they used to call a chat room. And that’s an idea that even I got on board with early on, so you know that trend is over!

would like to be face down in a big thick hairy chest

Gingrich screaming 'racism' is possibly the most hypocritical thing I've heard come out of that little gnome's mouth ever.

PRRRRRNO BINGO

Will Clark’s P0rno Bingo at Pieces (8 Christopher Street at 6th Ave.)
Wednesday May 27th, 2009 8pm to 10pm 217th show
Hosted by Will Clark
Sponsored by NEXT Magazine
 
Fresh before her new weekly Wednesday late night show at DTox, TRAI LA TRASH joins us for a visit along with Raging Stallion exclusive RYAN RAZ fresh off a visit to the International Mr. Leather contest.

Get the dirt fresh as only Trai La and Ryan can dish it on our night to raise big bux for the Boston to New York bike ride, Braking the Cycle!
 
Plus, singer Terry Christopher joins us to perform a couple numbers and will have a United for the Ride Vol. 1 CD available plus you’ll have a chance to win an original ‘gay’ Ken doll!

We’ll have some cheap drinks and hot men to savor now and hot XXX flicks for you to savor… later!
 
About Braking the Cycle www.brakingthecycle.org

“Nearly 30 years into the AIDS crisis, people living with HIV still wake up facing each day without a cure, without access to proper care and, too often, without hope. It doesn't have to be that way.

”Dare to imagine a world of people who care. Dare to absorb the love of old and new friends who want nothing more than an end to the scourge of AIDS. Dare to ride three days toward a better world. Dare to fight AIDS. Dare to join Braking the Cycle.