Will Clark World

back in town after a great (short) trip to MA, VT, CT and now, to the Center to judge the annual costume contest!

TALES OF THONGS, BRIEFS, WEARING NOTHING AT ALL AND WHAT IS UP

The theme of this week might have been "boxers, briefs or nothing at all" as various people have so far decided to show me that nothing came between them and their Calvins (and no crobar was needed). 

Tuesday night I caught the newest exhibition down at the Leslie Lohman featuring my friends Geary and Rob decked out much differently than they had just a few days prior at the Nasty Pig party. I believe this is their 'whassssup?' shot. :)

Then Wednesday night I was blown away by our Bingo crowd - Cheer New York came out in force to raise funds --and succeeded in making $700 for their Cheer for Life Fund which benefits LGBT youth. You can read all about the Cheer for Life Fund on the Cheer website.

When I asked guest and porn star Antonio Biaggi if he had underwear to auction off, he merely, and tantalizingly, explained "I don't wear underwear' to which I suddenly had an entire movie laid out - one in which the boom chicka boom music starts and we're up on stage performing. I think "I Don't Wear Underwear" should be an actual movie title.

But thankfully he did indeed have a pair with him that we auctioned off his hot body (which distracted us from focusing too much on the 10x6 - yes I said 10x6 - talent he had hidden away). Thanks to Raging Stallion for donating videos of his which fans were only too eager to get ahold of.

I didn't ask my other guest, singer Kylie Edmond, if she was wearing underwear but I felt it's not the kind of thing you ask a lady, especially a married one from Perth. :)

However, we did get a hilarious story of a time when she was riding on a bus here in New York and started talking about how tight her 'thong' was and how it was rubbing her and she was going to take it off right there. Naturally being Australian, she was referring to what we call "flip flops" but the friend with her was horrified and had to assure everyone on the bus that she wasn't about to strip.

Kylie's doing a show on Tuesday November 30th at the Bitter End and I'll have more info on that - but I really wanted to publicly thank her for coming out, singing a couple numbers (I think she out gagas Gaga on her rendition of "Pokerface" and then she rocked out with an original song afterwards) and donating a bunch of her CDs to the cause.Very grateful to Antonio too.. I only found out after the appearance that he'd retired and we had had a special appearance. Now, that is "up'.

You can see all the pictures by clicking here for a few weeks and then, if you're reading this post in the future, you will click there and the gallery will be mysteriously gone - although it will eventually end up on the Mardi Gras Men website sometime in 2011. Thanks to AB for the photos, our DJ DJ and Damon L. Jacobs who came to talk about the AIDS vaccine on behalf of Project Achieve.

A bunch of us headed up to G afterwards to hang out with Daddies We'd Like To Fuck and there was a lot of hot humpy go go men dancing up on the bar on one side of me and there was Jonny Mack jamming out in the DJ booth on the other side.

It was a hot long distance muscle bear sandwich.

But the best part of the evening was getting to hang out with the evening's host, the one and only Jake Deckard, who I haven't seen in ages. He's really looking amazing (and with that same "I just fucked some twink" smile that he always has, which I dig). Seen also: promoters Matt Tratner, Max Scott and Paul Short (creator of the Wednesday night Spit party at Rush - next one is November 24th, Thanksgiving Eve. The last one I went to was a balloon party and there were mad clowns and crazy contests - this party is like a fever dream, you cannot describe it, only experience it - and then mop up afterward).

The hot go go man showed me his fangs and I felt as though I were suddenly in the mood for tricking and treating. OK more tricking than treating. And it was at about this moment that he crouched down and I got a big looksee just how bubbley that butt was. Between Antonio's 10x6 and this hottie's ass, I suddenly realized what is up. Yup. What is up indeed!

The rest of the night was a blur although all I can say for sure is that I ended up letting it all hang out although no bus patrons -or underwear - were involved.

I think.

NEW CAZWELL VIDEO. GET INTO IT BABY.

Well, it's not as gay sexy as that ice cream truck video (but geez, even most gay porn wasn't as a gay sexy as that!) but Cazwell's new video is more preening than he's been in the past - and I can't quite tell if it's a mocking wink at the absurdities of 'fame' or a genuine embrace of his status as an up and coming New York fixture (his popularity moving quickly beyond the gay subculture by the way).

Either way it's a great number and, for Caz and co-star Amanda Lepore, it's an in your face, here I am, state of my art video that plays with cliche at once acknowledging it and playfully mocking it -- and, lik with the ice cream truck video, there is copious amounts of delightful jiggling throughout although this time it's Lepore's bountiful rack that titillate. Is 'rack' PC? Directed by Marco Ovando.

 

ANDERSON COOPER TAKES ON CLINT MCCANCE

"Bigotry, I think it's when somebody's sick" #clintmccance #bigotry Anybody here seen my old friend Martin? Can you tell me where he's gone?

raised $700 for Cheer New York tonight at Bingo. Thanks to Kylie Edmond & Antonio Biaggi. Next week: Judy Gold & Athena Reich for AVP!

IT GETS MCCANCIER TONIGHT ON THE WILL CLARK SHOW AT PIECES 8PM

As Goldman said, if I can't dance, I don't want to be a part of your revolution - so naturally, with activism, there's a party (it's not a dance party but we do have groovy music and some of our guests have been known to climb on the pool table and shake their money maker) and tonight we're gonna have a blast at Pieces celebrating Cheer New York, New York City's LGBT cheerleading squad!

My guests include fabulous hottie Antonio Biaggi and the glorious Kylie Edmond who'll be making her Bingo debut tonight!

We have videos from Raging Stallion http://www.ragingstallion.com (warning: clicking on the site will take you to teh gay sex) makers of some of the best male erotica in the world and other earthly delights including T Shirts from Daddy Hunt http://www.daddyhunt.com and some fab CDs courtesy of Fly Life Music http://www.flylifemusic.com . :)

As usual, we start right at 8pm and run til 10; we play four rounds of Bingo and offer up snappy, sassy patter in while interviewing our guests and naturally there's booze - lots of cheap booze - and a lot of cheap men (and a few women) thrown in for good measure.

With DJ in the booth, AB taking photos for the website, Kevin at the door and Chris and Frank at the bar - this is a weekly party that YOU'RE invited to - so join us already!

Pieces is located at 8 Christopher Street - it's between Gay and Greenwich streets near 6th Ave.

UPDATE ON MIDLAND SCHOOL CONTACT

Thanks to those who wrote in comments especially for the information on the Superintendent there whom you can write to with your own letter of criticism: Superintendent Dean Stanley and his email address is dstanley@midlandschools.org. We must put pressure on the people in charge in situations like this.

Clint McCance said: "queers can't reproduce" well, I know a lot that have and a lot more that have a LOT of fun trying! :)

DEAR MIDLAND SCHOOL ON THE SUBJECT OF CLINT MCCANCE

Today THE ADVOCATE.COM reported that another bat-shit crazy person down South posted on his Facebook page that 'fags must die' in response to wearing purple for the victims of bullying.

Stop now, read here and then come back.

Great, glad to have you back... I found the Midland School website and composed a letter - but when I sent it through their website, it came back as 'undeliverable" so here it is. I think I may print it up and send it old-fashioned snail mail to the school district. Won't you do the same?

I realize that a lot of pissy letters from us 'fags' up north won't do too much - if only there were a bunch of us that had the financial resources to get on a plane and fly to these places when they happen and do "gay-ins". Truthfully, we don't need any more gay marches in New York City. We need gay marches on a weekly basis in Arksansas. And that is the absolute truth.

At the very least all the LGBT bloggers can make sure that CLINT MCCANCE comes up on as many 'faggot' web searches as humanly possible. Don't you?

 

Dear Midland School,

My name is Will Clark and you don't know me, but I am an out and proud gay man who lives in New York.

I despise the fact that your board member Clint McCance thinks that I should die.

As someone who has lived with a life of bullying from my family and my peers because I am gay, I know too well the destructive menace that comments like his can make. I don't believe in censorship but from one human to another, this man should not be allowed to remain on a school board. Any school board. Anywhere.

I have infinite patience for people in trouble, hurting because of the recession. It's clear he's lashing out for whatever reason. But influencing young minds by staying on a school board should be criminal. And this man is a criminal.

I hope that you and your school do the right thing by suggesting to this intolerant bigot that he should be as far away from children as possible.

I am sad for his own children who are now probably cowering at home worried that something they will do will get them thrown out of their own home. I realize that you cannot do anything about that (although he deserves to have his children removed from his care on grounds of recklessly endangering their life and their mental health) but I hope that you can, and will, minimize his influence in your community's educational sphere.

I will look forward to hearing the outcome of this. The entire nation will be watching.

Sincerely,

WILL CLARK