You know, Black Party - the annual dance party that starts at 10pm and runs til 4pm the next day - is happening again at Roseland exactly one month from today on Saturday March 19th- so do you have your tickets yet? They've been inching up in price over the past few years so buy now and save a few bucks. DJs this year are Boris of Berlin, Manny Lehman and Danny Tenaglia.
And if those names don't get you reaching for your debit card, then maybe the fact that a dozen or so porn stars will be performing live, strange acts throughout the party (as usual).
If you haven't been to the gym in awhile, you still have thirty days to get into shape - although the body fascism that was once the rule at the Black Party, has subsided somewhat (but that's because of the rise of the 'bear' culture of the forty and fifty somethings and the twentysomething's seeming indifference to the dwindling steroid crowd)
But whatever your body type, there's lots of XXX hardcore leather McBeardy action happening at the party - some of it planned and some that 'just happens'. Take some mints and leave your iPhone at home - you know, meet someone old school - by seeing them live!! LOL
Scroll down for the X rated version.. don't say I didn't warn you (and grr fie on Typepad for screwing up the feature that allows something to be 'under the fold'....!!)