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Reese Witherspoon should get that lead role in the movie version of "I Dream of Jeannie" she wants so badly. #oscars #idreamofjeannie

An entertainment news headline I'd like to see: Sandra Bullock to host next years Oscars. #oscars #sandrabullock

Banned Carl's Jr. Ad.. Did Someone on Madison Ave. Really Approve This?

I cant quite tell if this is a joke 'banned ad' or if someone in corporate really storyboarded this out, filmed it and then realized 'hey this is too gay for tv'.. like how could they not know that ahead of time.

Look, I'm Gold Star Fag - never had sex with a woman, worked in gay businesses all my adult life AND done gay porn... but even I kinda got uncomfortable with this.. it made that Super Bowl candy bar commercial last year look tame.

I think what gives it that extra bit of push over the edge is the 'slurping' sounds. You know, the kind that the dudes in a Raging Stallion flick make.

Now at least we know why the Carl's Jr. logo is smiling. Wouldn't you be? You don't get that kind of smirk by sucking on ...a milkshake!

"I'll take one of those.. to go, please".....

 

Too Gay for TV Carls Jr Ad (BANNED!!!)
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Double The Fun with Chad and Clay in a Night that raised $1200 for the NY Ramblers

It was a night that quickly went wildly out of control - in a good way - the place was packed with the gay soccer team, we had two porn stars, Chad and Clay, who we got into their wrestling singlets early on, AB started taking pics but then wasnt feeling well so Damon picked up the slack, our 2 friends Chris and Paul were in from Montreal and we had two sets of tickets to auction off (courtesy NEXT Magazine) and two jockstraps that were just begging to be stripped from our porn stars' bodies. Plus we had singer Daniel Gray who did a couple numbers while wearing a pretty sexy leather harness thing. And then there was that facial 'tattoo"...

Well, in other words it was a rather typical Wednesday evening at the Will Clark Show! In all we raised $1200 to help get the NY Ramblers off to Vancouver this summer for the Out Games. There's a photo gallery of course with pics from AB and Damon.. but some of the most risque pics (of the team who won the bid on the jockstraps - for an enormous $240!!) have been put aside - for now - I mean, what good are blackmail pics if you post them on the web without a list of demands first?? <wink>

 Thanks to Raging Stallion/Falcon for copies of LAID OFF to give away as fabulous prizes as well as to Barry over at On Top Productions who brought in many copies of the wrestling flicks starring our boys!!

 

 

 

Republicans I'd Like to... Well, You Know. Just Makes Sure John Boehner gets his Ni Ni

You've probably already seen this but if not, a little "Republicans I'd Like to..." from our friends at DaddyHunt... it's short, it's cute and it's a bit naughty.. so naughty that in fact it got banned from You Tube and now rests comfortably on Vimeo (a much better service shhh, don't tell the masses or they'll clog it up with crap ... you know like clips from TODDLERS AND TIARAS although the clip below was making the rounds in my day job this week and .. well, it's horrifying (for all the right reasons).

John, don't cry, someone will answer your Daddy Hunt ad!

As for the rest of us, don't let coke addictions, divorces and poor voting records on GLBT issues stand in the way of getting some hot red state d**k! :)

 

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SATURDAY NIGHT IN NEW YORK - SHAWN, KYLIE AND DENI

Three great shows that you might want to take in tonight here in NYC:

First, comic Shawn Hollenbach is doing a free show at the Duplex (home of some of the strongest drinks i n Manhattan) tonight at 7pm with Claudia Cogan and Chris Doucette. They're filming their sets and calling the evening WHITE SWAN BLACK SWAN cuz one of each of their sets will be 'safe' and one will be 'dangerous' (I think they're referring to the daringness of the material rather than anything like setting themselves on fire, although it IS New York City so you never know). No cover but a 2 drink minimum. That's at The Duplex in the West Village.

If you like music, you've got two shows happening simultaneously to choose from - both recent Bingo guests - from January, our Austrailian friend Kylie Edmond is playing at Kenny's Castaways (located at 157 Bleecker Street between Thompson and Sullivan) at 8pm and Deni Bonet (from our night with Florencia a couple weeks ago) will be playing at The Living Room (154 Ludlow Street, NYC) also at 8. Click on the venues for more info.

Cheer up, the weather's getting better and there are fantastic shows all over the place with pretty fabulous folks!

DANCE YRSELF GREEN... ER, CLEAN - FINALLY, THE TRUE SPIRIT OF THE MUPPETS RETURN

Everyone keeps trying to recreate the Muppets but Javier Douglas actually did it with a new video where the Muppets rock out in Brighton. If the Henson people want to know what has been wrong with their brand for the past, oh, 15 years, they can simply look at this video and figure out that it's about: total wild abandon, staying true to the characters, infusing a little heart but not so much that it's sappy and most of all, great music. THAT''S the Muppets.. not the sorry Denny's campaign Muppets from a few years ago (depressing!) or their various TV appearances (a particularly embarassing one on that Sunday night home renovation show comes immediately to mind) and I'm pretty sure the upcoming Jason Segal version will pretty much blow too. Sigh.

Anyway, the good news is that someone gets Jim Henson's original vision for his own creations - just wish it was his own company! Watch this fast as I"m sure the ABC/Disney people (the corporate suits who make the Muppets their bitches these days) will get it removed as soon as they catch wind of it ... enjoy!

 

Oh Charlie Sheen You Are This Decade's Anne Heche

As you know, if you've been following pop culture, actor Charlie Sheen has been hanging out with hookers and carrying around suitcases full of cocaine - it's been a bonanza of bad behavior made all the more fun now because yesterday Sheen decided to get on the radio and talk about himself being a Vatican assasin and, well, just a lot of crazy shit. (Read the New York Vulture blog post about it here) I guess it was time that we needed a new Anne Heche, but while kinda funny in a finger pointing 'aren't people funny' kind of way, it is, of course, ultimately just sad to watch someone self destruct so.

If you ever wanted to know what the long term effects of cocaine are on the mental state of a person, we can thank Mr. Sheen for displaying them so clearly. I'm sure CA (Cocaine Anonymous) must be thrilled to have him as a "Don't Let This Happen To You" spokesperson. The megalomania and delusions, the perception of invincibility .. it's all classic and all very sad. It's at this point when the addict doesn't feel that anything can hurt them that they stop taking care of themselves and tumble into serious physical decline. This will be very sad to see. To claim that you can cure yourself of cocaine addiction after two weeks and that AA doesn't work, well, let's check in with him in May and see where he's at. I'd like to believe he's James Frey -but then even James Frey isn't James Frey.

CBS has canceled production on the rest of the season of 2 AND A HALF MEN and Sheen will hopefully find his way out of this bewildering emotional and physical maze he's gone into.

Crazy Pants Charlie Sheen Gets All Anne Heche-y ..good times: http://ping.fm/GEj3F

raised $1200 for the New York Ramblers last night at the Will Clark Show - thanks to the show team plus Chad & Clay & Daniel Gray! Pics soon