$110 Black Party Tickets Now On Sale #blackparty #saintatlarge

You bitch and moan every year and yet you still go. You criticize it for 'not being as good as last year's party' and yet you still go. You curse the body fascism of the gay male community as you work out like a dog for weeks and months before and yet you still go.

Of course it's the annual Saint at Large Black Party on Saturday March 24th at Roseland - and while it may no longer be the worlds biggest leather party (I'm sure there's something in Montreal or Berlin or London that surpasses it in sheer numbers) nothing in the world is dirtier, sexier or attracts as big of an international crowd as the Black Party does. So just give in to it and realize that this isn't the year you're going to skip (that year never seems to quite happen does it?) and so you might as well save a few sheckels and buy your tickets now. Before they raise the price or God forbid, sell out (which happens very nearly every year .. and then you're scrambling and freaking out and doing all the above cursing).

There will be hotties of all ages and races who are just waiting to show up and be very very very naughty. So just indulge yourself, you know you want to... LOL :)

Tickets go on sale TODAY at the price of $110; this price will be ONLY be offered for a week (until Thursday February 24th). And next Friday it goes up to $125 and then it climbs again to $140 the week of the party itself. There are some discounts (like if you're under 25 or an original Saint member or planning to go after 9:30 am - I've done that, it's not quite the same thing, just spring for the whole enchilada already) but just buy the damn ticket already and then you can spend the next 30 days feasting on egg whites and chicken breasts and practicing your best pick up lines (usually "let's fuck" works pretty well, just saying) as well as your best fake smiles (who says that fantasizing about winning an Oscar doesn't come in handy?) for the ex boyfriend or ex trick who never called you back or that bitchy friend (who's not really a friend) you run into there. :)