Hey there peeps - hope all is been well with you - a happy Saturday to you all.
So there I was sitting in my apartment this winter, trying to get warm - and by "warm", I mean "laid", but that didn't happen and life goes on. Tinder RIP. So, since I wasn't doing anything with the long cold evenings other than watching reruns of The Big Bang Theory, I decided to get out of the house and produce/emcee three nights of Porno Bingo in March. Yeah, I know. I said I was done, but like Scientology, it just pulls me back in. The good thing is that the Porno Bingo kool aid is much better. (Having said this, I hope the Scientology people won't send John Travolta or Tom Cruise after me because after that 'situation' with Channing Tatum and Bradley Cooper, I've had my fill of the Hollywood types. ha ha I kid because I love, or would like to euphemistically, "love", anyway).
Anyway, it was a fun time and my liver has finally recovered so I said to myself 'self, let's spend the summer in a bar'. So, here I am announcing ten weeks of The Will Clark Show feat. Porno Bingo at Uncle Charlies, Wednesday nights from 8pm to 10pm from June 3 to August 5. Yeah, we're an hour earlier because gramps here needs his beauty rest (lately, oh boy, does he!).
I'm also going cable free just after Memorial Day because I'm totally over paying $2400 a year to Time Warner for 2000 channels when I only watch 3 of them ... and I think I can find enough people to do... er, things to do during a summer in New York. I may have to come to your house to use your wi fi so be prepared for me - and have dinner ready. Again, I kid. I kid because I love.
I'm working on guests and beneficiaries right now and will probably announce the June lineup around the end of May but I can tell you that my first guest on June 3 will be the one and only Gusty Winds.
In other news, I'm quickly approaching the 20th anniversary of my first video, DR. GOODGLOVE, which I filmed on August 4th, 1995. I'm sure I'll do something on the August 5th show but I haven't figured out what yet. Stay tuned.
Speaking of DR. GOODGLOVE, it was produced by Hot House, which has now been folded into the massive porn juggernaut that is Raging Stallion Studios (which also owns Falcon and other studios). Raging Stallion will be the exclusive DVD sponsor of the ten weeks and I couldn't be happier.. they've always been a pleasure to work with and for. Plus, they have hot hot hot guys and now that I have been out of the studios for a decade, I don't have to fast forward through scenes with guys that I know/had dinner with recently/know too much about. Yay, back to enjoying porn as a civilian. :)
Ok that's enough cheek for one afternoon - Oh and by the way, in addition to ten weeks of Bingo, I'll be hosting the first Mr. Fire Island Bear Contest in Cherry Grove on Saturday, June 6 form 8pm to 10pm. You can click here if you're interested in being my victim, Uhm I mean, uhh... a contestant (I do promise to use lots of lube and be gentle because when you speak of me - and you will - I want you to be kind). Seriously, there's a $100 cash prize plus tix to the Furball immediately following the contest... so get crackin.
That's it for today, more soon!
P.S. Mark, if you're reading this, this does not mean that Bad Boys on the Hudson will be returning any time soon. <wink>