I have TEN brand new grade A porn dvds from great studios such as AMG, Titan, Hot House, Raging Stallion, etc that I will send to you on MY quarter. Rules:
1. You leave a comment (below) captioning this photo.
2. Comments can be filthy (of course) but you can't ape from the comments section of the originating website (TMZ)
3. I must have at least three entries to choose from.
4. You can enter as many times as you like.
The deadline: Friday July 17th at noon (EST). I'll choose the winning entry and announce on Friday.. see how easy it is to win? Photo source: TMZ's story about oompa loompa impersonator getting arrested!
My caption for the photo is:
"Hold it there bub, will that be paper or plastic?"
Posted by: Lawrence Helman | July 15, 2009 at 07:38 PM
"Call Mr. Wonka now, tell him his favorite candy boy #69 is being arrested"
Posted by: Jonathan | July 15, 2009 at 08:34 PM
"Sir, seriously, my poops are made of candy, I was really selling candy"
Posted by: Jonathan | July 15, 2009 at 08:42 PM
"sorry for the stickiness, I just melted when I get touch by a hunk in uniform."
Posted by: Jonathan | July 15, 2009 at 08:45 PM
Yes, I'm wearing the green jockstrap!
Posted by: Donald | July 16, 2009 at 07:15 PM
I did not hear you say "It's your turn to be Willie Wanker!"
Posted by: Donald | July 16, 2009 at 07:20 PM
But Captain Kirk, I thought you liked sex with green haired tricks?
Posted by: Donald | July 16, 2009 at 07:25 PM