TOO BEAT TO BEAT IT

I love MCing events. A lot. But doing the Mr/Ms NJ Leather contest last Saturday in Assbury, Bingo in NYC on Wednesday and the Mighty Men event at Secrets (thanks to Alex for sending me the picture on the left) on Friday in Washington DC and THEN heading up north to Woodstock NY for a reading of a new show last night and back to NYC today (filled after a delicious burrito brunch..mm!) anyway, I'm fucking beat. 3 events, four cities, smelly laundry and a banana I've been carrying around in my coat for five days. UGH (I should also mention here that while I had excellent accommodations all the way around, I always have trouble sleeping in strange beds whether it be at hotels or friends' houses...although you'd think that by now I'd be used to it.. because I've been MCing for so long!.... uh sure <G>)

For the moment anyway, I'm too tired to kvetch that once again the aforementioned Facebook has made even more useless changes (although click here to find out how to revert back to the 'old way') and I'm definitely too tired to get upset that once again Obama has apparently again defended DADT (thanks to Micheangelo Signorile for posting it on his Facebook feed). You know I'm exhausted if I can't work up righteous anger. But oh did you see the picture of Obama in today's New York Times? A fine looking butt (and I'm not an ass man). What do you say, is he a boxers or briefs guy? (I know, it's a shallow thing to even mention after the DADT thing but hey, do you really come here for in depth political coverage?)

I'm unpacking, I'm mixing a drink, I'm turning on my DVR and watching Thursday and Friday's One Life to Live and then maybe rockin my bad self out with my elbow grease, if I even have the energy to unzip my pants. I might need some help. Just sayin.

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[Jerry]

I'd say "Lunesta, baby" if it weren't so fucking expensive...