After everything that's gone on over the past ten days, I don't know about you, but I need a little diversion - and thankfully, the FB group I belong to that discusses where comic books meet The Gays, posted the other day that there's now a Captain America XXX parody. It's a straight thing but if you have a fetish for the blue Captain America mask thing, then this might be for you (please disregard the pussy... although I know a few gay men - like myself - that don't mind watching straight porn).
In these days when copyright is king and porn makes money, a porno using any kind of registered trademark has to be considered a 'parody' in order to prevent themselves from being sued up the ass - which might make its own nice little porn for those who consider legal briefs sexy. Me, I prefer men with no underwear at all but boxers are preferable to briefs. But I digress.
Naturally, if someone made a gay version, it should be COLT so that they can take advantage of the recent controversy surrounding Captain America being revealed as a Hydra agent - that way they can call the video "Hail Hydro" after their "shower shot" product (seen here). There would be a requisite Cap/Bucky flip flop scene (for a "Bucky Fuck" - patent pending) which would then add Falcon for an over the top three way flip flop scene. There's a lot of directions it could go but an appearance from Chi Chi as Black Widow would be fun and any number of bodybuilders as The Hulk, except, of course the burrito guy. You might want to leave him out of it. Just sayin.
I don't really have any where else to go with this except now I'm thinking of myself using the shield to prop up my ass when Cap gives it to me. I'm also thinking about burritos. Damn. Now I'm hungry.
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