I enjoy my porn company contacts and their ability (and availability) to send me all sorts of stuff.
Sure, sometimes given that I'm traveling (and you wouldn't believe how many places still don't have wi fi.. what the hell is up with that?) and that I was down for a week, there's some content collecting mold (it's always the question: do I post it even if it's 'late' or just ditch it and move on?), but more or less I post when I get things and the PR guys like that.
It's weird though, as much as the porn industry would like to push push push for that insta rapport/insta news culutre, I don't really see the need for it .. I mean, a guy that was hot yesterday is still hot today. And a guy that appeared in a movie ten years ago might be ten years older but the movie itself is still hot, is it not?
It's just that the porn biz is different (in my opinion) than say the mainstream Hollywood press where NOW is what everyone's after.
Anyway, usually I take the information that a studio has sent, interpret and write something fresh in my own voice.. and sometimes I quote directly when the PR guys have done such an outstanding job that I feel as though I just have to quote directly (either because it's really fucking hot OR so ridiculous that I can't believe that they've put it out there).
Even after posting news from the industry for over 12 years on this blog and in my old online and print columns, it still amuses the fuck out of me that some people (no names because why bother to give them press?) still think they're fooling people when they simply use studio press materials as though they wrote them. HA. Dude, fans know the difference. Seriously.
Anyway, this leads me to the Lucas Entertainment clip of the week featuring newcomer Bruno Jones from the upcoming INSIDE ISRAEL. Their PR guy always writes such great copy and so today I'm merely quoting him as the introduction to the clip (below). Enjoy. And those are my exact words. :)
"Bruno Jones is a tall, rock solid slab of Spanish meat with a thick uncut dick that loves to pound ass and a muscular butt that enjoys getting pounded as well. He'll be showing off his body and fucking skills in a few weeks in two scenes from INSIDE ISRAEL (one with Martin Passoli and the other with Jay Roberts and Sasha Dov, shot by the Jordan River), but in the meantime, we've thrown together a hardcore clip of him."
THANKS Patrick!
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